Baraka

Spoiler-Free Movie Review

Watch it if...
Skip it if...
…you have vowed to abstain from hearing spoken words
…National Geographic should be confined to print media
…you have a thing for time-lapse tracking shots
…you just can’t get into movies without subtitles
…you want eye candy for dessert
…relaxation stresses you out

When you want to take a trip around the world without leaving home, Baraka is at your service!

Enjoy the first class accommodations of your living room for over 90 minutes on this one-day or one-night vacation of a lifetime, as you feast your eyes on some of the world’s most breathtaking sights, exquisitely photographed just for you, using only the finest custom designed 70mm equipment.

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With more than 150 stopover opportunities, this exhilarating, six-continent, 24-country adventure getaway package offers the thrill of rising above some of the world’s highest peaks, and the despair of descending into some of humanity’s lowest lows.

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For the spiritually inclined traveler, Baraka provides the opportunity to observe a variety of religious activities in places of divine significance.

Whether you seek natural beauty, man made wonders, or the urban rat race, you won’t come away with empty hands, an empty mind, or an empty heart. This is a journey that will leave you overflowing with the global essence, and you won’t have to worry about getting through customs.

Everyone is invited to keep the blu-ray to enjoy again and again. You can show it to your passport-averse neighbors, use it as a screensaver, even let it entertain your dog when you are at work. But you can’t go on this trip without the movie, so what are you waiting for?

Reserve your copy today to experience Baraka!

Dialog not included.

Viewing fees may apply.

Void where prohibited.

May be habit forming.

Always watch responsibly.

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Not intended as a long-term substitute for actual travel.

Do not drive a vehicle or operate machinery while under the influence of Baraka.

Baraka is not liable for outrage caused by exposure to religions that you don’t agree with.

If you have baby chicks, or plan to get baby chicks, ask your cinémologist if Baraka is right for you.

Common side effects include: extreme relaxation, photographic thoughts, wanderlust, uncertainty, research, spontaneous air travel, temple envy, uncontrollable re-watches, and heightened sense of awe.

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Posted April 1, 2018 by PsychoDingo